Listen, this seems like much ado about nothing. You make an omelette, you break some eggs, right? So sure, maybe an entire planet was annihilated in the blink of an eye, but progress is progress. Convenient fact the Jedi would like you to forget: the new hyperspace channel created by the Alderaan Transparency will… » 7/21/14 10:04am Yesterday 10:04am

Jason Whitlock: [bursts onto red carpet]
Jason Whitlock: [covers Kay in sauerkraut]
Jason Whitlock: [sprays Kay with spicy mustard]
Jason Whitlock: [consumes Kay in single bite]
Jason Whitlock: [wipes face with sleeve]
Jason Whitlock: [looks around sheepishly]
Jason Whitlock: Oh sorry... thought she said #SocialMeatia » 7/17/14 3:26pm Thursday 3:26pm

They teach you a lot of things in law school. You learn about the Constitution. You learn about felonies. You learn about states' rights. You learn when to press your case, and when to shut up and let the other guy dig his own grave. Sure, mock trials are kind of a joke, but they do give you just that bit of insight… » 7/17/14 9:57am Thursday 9:57am