I'm going to go ahead and absolve you of the sin of punching the little prick in the face. I'm not much of a basketball guy, but for a couple of years after college I lived in San Francisco and we'd go play pickup. Usually it was me and four of my other buddies who had all moved out there against some locals. And man… » 2/28/15 10:53am Today 10:53am

...they use to puncture holes in the shells of, say, crabs, or mollusks, or babies, or whatever else they want to eat at the time. They then inject venom into their prey, causing paralysis. And then they eat their prey alive by sucking out their innards. We're calling it Keeping Up With The Kardashians. » 2/23/15 3:03pm Monday 3:03pm

I just so happen to be reading In the Kingdom of Ice by Hampton Sides, which tangentially talks about what a p.o.s. our Navy was in those early years, so I didn't need this supplemental explanation, so a big fuck you for dumbing it down and a big fuck you for readers who didn't already know this. Fucking idiots. » 2/20/15 7:29am 2/20/15 7:29am