Oh Barry. Taters is the absolute worst of all home run synonyms. »
The good news for Iggy is that if her musical career ultimately fails, she's still got an aspiring future as a talent-free suckbag. »
- Ahhh, no.
[prepares crucifix] »
I thing the real danger is getting your eyes poked out with the probe while you get dug out. Safety goggles, people. »
Dexy's Midnight Runners would like to take this opportunity to remind you that, in addition to their smash hit single, they also think Mike Krzyzewski is a rat-bag dickface. »
Right, like 50+ year olds use facebook for anything other than liking videos that are "OMG amazing! You won't believe this!" »
For all the incredibly dumb shit my son watches on youtube (that I yell at him for), I don't think anything can touch the hot garbage that was MTV Spring Break. Dear lord how I ate that crap up. »