Ugh. I guess *anyone* can get one of these things now. »
Father Duck: [sits on shores of Niagara River]
Father Duck: [gestures with wing across to Canada]
Father Duck: Quack quack quack, quack quack quack.
Daughter Duck: [nods solemnly]
Father Duck: [squints at far shore]
Father Duck: Quack quack...
Father Duck: [kicks pebble into river]
Father Duck: Quack.
Father Duck: [sighs]
I was going to chime in on this when I realized I kinda already chimed in on this. I personally (no offense guys) didn't really find any of the jokes linked above terribly funny, mostly because they were at the expense of Janay Rice (also because two were cobrah's, and I mean, come on). Not to say the comments were… »
I feel like it's a solid premise but the execution just isn't there. In particular, the ending comment and the dialogue of "How dare you, sir! You have no basis for saying that!" feels...off. I kind of like the absurd and that's what you was going for there, but I don't think it really works in context of the scenario… »
A police spokesman noted the group, when apprehended, will be charged with petty larceny, but not indecent exposure. "I mean, it's not like they put mayo on those burgers." »
Well tops on the fake apologies list is my neighbor Gary with his classic "Sorry I banged your wife, but maybe if your dick wasn't so small?" »
Yeah, I would have said there wasn't another funny Emmitt Smith joke to be made, ever, but then Bam! That was excellent. »
HEY FRANCINE. HEY FRANCINE! LOOKIT THIS GUY HE'S FLIPPIN' BACK AND FORTH LIKE ONE OF THEM NO GOOD POLITICIANS HA! FRANCINE? FRANCINE YOU HEARIN' THIS? HEY FRANCINE THIS IS GOLD, HUH? »
Listen, this seems like much ado about nothing. You make an omelette, you break some eggs, right? So sure, maybe an entire planet was annihilated in the blink of an eye, but progress is progress. Convenient fact the Jedi would like you to forget: the new hyperspace channel created by the Alderaan Transparency will… »