Father Duck: [sits on shores of Niagara River]
Father Duck: [gestures with wing across to Canada]
Father Duck: Quack quack quack, quack quack quack.
Daughter Duck: [nods solemnly]
Father Duck: [squints at far shore]
Father Duck: Quack quack...
Father Duck: [kicks pebble into river]
Father Duck: Quack.
Father Duck: [sighs]
» 7/25/14 10:52am Friday 10:52am

I was going to chime in on this when I realized I kinda already chimed in on this. I personally (no offense guys) didn't really find any of the jokes linked above terribly funny, mostly because they were at the expense of Janay Rice (also because two were cobrah's, and I mean, come on). Not to say the comments were… » 7/24/14 10:17pm Thursday 10:17pm

I feel like it's a solid premise but the execution just isn't there. In particular, the ending comment and the dialogue of "How dare you, sir! You have no basis for saying that!" feels...off. I kind of like the absurd and that's what you was going for there, but I don't think it really works in context of the scenario… » 7/24/14 3:50pm Thursday 3:50pm

Listen, this seems like much ado about nothing. You make an omelette, you break some eggs, right? So sure, maybe an entire planet was annihilated in the blink of an eye, but progress is progress. Convenient fact the Jedi would like you to forget: the new hyperspace channel created by the Alderaan Transparency will… » 7/21/14 10:04am 7/21/14 10:04am